Superhero Snot Makers

My children should be renamed The Eternal Font of Everlasting Snot 1 & 2. Trying to clear their colds up and self-banishing us to the home front for one more day, I decided to tackle some spring cleaning (also everlasting, just sneakily renamed for the season, week, hour… in hopes of tricking us into thinking it will end at some point). Of course my beloved snot buckets wanted to help, so I handed out small age appropriate (in other words, things I don’t want to do) tasks and spent the morning alternating tissues and chores. When all was said and done (nap time), I went to clean them up and low and behold they have blue snot! This does not reflect on my daily dusting rituals (lack thereof) whatsoever. I apparently just have awesome blue dust making dust bunnies. And superhero snot makers.

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Bread! Chocolate! Mommy Diva!

Oh, my poor husband. The diet is in full swing and I’m ALWAYS super moody mommy diva until my mind/body/wallet decide to get on track. Avoiding bread is like cutting off my right arm. Avoiding chocolate is like cutting off the rest of my body. Yet, here I am doing both. Every time I start a diet/eating plan/way of life/insert whatever you call your jaded belief of a weight loss program here/etc, I get excited, over share, and then fail. It isn’t about willpower, it is just about life getting in front of, around, and carried away with. So, I am simply taking it one day at a time and one day, one day I will post before and after pics. I’m already planning the outfit.

Matthew 4:4 “But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.” 

See that? Biblical endorsement for chucking the bread once in a while.

Stay strong.

Pray for my hubster’s moody mommy diva spectrometer to not break.

 

Yes I will! I promise, really this time…

Yes I will! Yes I will! I will revive this blog 🙂 Mommyhood has caught up with me again and some major happenings have taken place in the last year (yes, year!!). For one, there was a new bouncing chubby baby boy added to the mix last April, we said goodbye to a beloved family pet we adopted several years ago, I’ve become fully addicted to Pinterest (who hasn’t???), embraced timeline, and had one minor surgery that may be turning into something major… I’ve embarked on a few business ventures here and there, and have created many wonderful projects that I hope to get photos posted and tutorials written VERY soon for you to see 🙂 It has been a crazy wonderful year and I can’t wait to start sharing!